Thursday, June 30, 2005

Following is the list of Bravo's Top 100 Horror Movies. They have a multi part show regarding each of these movies, and I watch it as often as I can. What better way to entertain yourself then to see small clips of really grotesque scenes (and others commentaries on them.) I love horror movies, but I hate them WHILE I'm seeing them. I'm a finger peeker...and forget seeing a horror movie in the theatre, way too large a screen...hard on my psyche. Poor DH avoids them all together. He used to only watch X-Files with me from behind a large blue sofa pillow. I will wait to watch scary movies until he is firmly planted in his office/den...yet he still creeps around the corner until the TV is just within his peripheral vision and ask me "what's happening...what's going on now?" I think it's b/c a very intense and quite frightening thing happened to him as a child that sticks in his subconcious: he was raised in the "Church of God of Prophecy." They convinced little kiddo quite effectively of ghoulies, goblins and beasties lurking just behind each of the 10 Commandments (and knowing how many of those he's broken, deep down he's a little leary.)

So here they are...love to hear your comments on any of these. I've highlighted the ones I've seen (a shocking very few!)

100. 28 Days Later
99. Creepshow
98. Zombie
97. Cat People
96. The Birds (last time we were in SF, we made a special trip to Bodega Bay...no birds or Tipper Gore in sight, just really really bad seafood)
95. Jurassic Park
94. Child's Play
93. Pacific Heights
92. Village of the Damned
91. Shallow Grave
90. Night of the Hunter
89. Alice Sweet Alice
88. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the one with Donald Sutherland. Those pods really freaked me out...mainly the mucusy stretchy goo inside them)
87. Black Christmas
86. Wizard of Oz (I liked the flying monkeys)
85. Blood & Black Lace
84. Blue Velvet
83. The Others (they held it together until the floating paper scene...lame)
82. Terminator
81. The Howling
80. Poltergeist (I didn't see the face ripping scene until last year...always covered my eyes. Definitely one of the reasons for my clown issues.)
79. Dracula
78. The Brood
77. Signs
76. Evil Dead (and Evil Dead II, and Army of Darkness...Bruce Campbell is God)
75. Candyman (read it)
74. Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (huh?)
73. Blood Simple
72. Them!
71. The Sixth Sense (loveitloveitloveIT)
70. The Stepfather
69. Re-Animator
68. The Black Cat
67. Duel
66. The Tenant
65. Marathon Man
64. Near Dark
63. Deliverance (I really dig dueling banjos)
62. The Wolf Man
61. The Devil's Backbone
60. The Beyond
59.Fatal Attraction (god, that poor rabbit)
58. Cujo
57. House of Wax (so did all women in the 50's have to clutch their head in order to scream? Was it to stabilize their beehive first?)
56. Single White Female (man, these high heels are killing me!)
55. The Vanishing (Sandy in the Box)
54. The Changeling
53. Demons
52. The Phantom of the Opera
51. The Dead Zone
50. The Last House on the Left
49. Diabolique
48. The Thing
47. Nosferatu
46. The Sentinel
45. The Wicker Man
44. The Game
43. It's Alive!
42. An American Werewolf in London (for my 9th birthday, I begged my mom to take me. We left before Mr. "I'm a Pepper You're a Pepper's" friend was fully dead yet. Saw it later at the drive in with my parents, hiding behind the front seat of the van.)
41. The Hills Have Eyes
40. Black Sunday
39. Dawn of the Dead
38. Peeping Tom
37. House on Haunted Hill (the original, not lame ass pseudo remake)
36. Cape Fear
35. Aliens
34. The Hitcher (Alas poor Jennifer. Saw this one night when I was in jr. high, at a friend's house while her parents were out. By the end of the movie we were sitting in the same chair, praying for parental guidance.)
33. The Fly (refused to see this when I heard body parts fell off...see Poltergeist comment)
32. Pet Sematary
31. Friday the 13th (Halloween night, mom let us stay up late to see it with our neighborhood friends. You know that last scene...you know THE scene? The whole room, kids and mom alike shrieked. It was the first time I realized that there was no funnier sound then boys screaming while their voices are still changing.)
30. Blair Witch Project (so deeply overated. No kidding there were no scripts, like I couldn't tell that by the stunning improvisation that 90% of the time went like this, "fuck...fuck. Fuck you...no, fuck you *little while later* AGGGGH, FUUUUCK!")
29. Serpent and the Rainbow (can't imagine a rabbi would agree with that method of circumcision)
28. When a Stranger Calls (never...EVER have two lines in the house!)
27. Frankenstein
26. Seven (saw this with my brother and his girlfriend. Just before we walked into a theatre we saw a paramedic working on a lady...she was totally blue and foaming out her mouth. Needless to say, between that and the movie, this night totally JACKED ME UP)
25. Phantasm
24. Suspiria
23. Rosemary's Baby
22. Don't Look Now
21. Jacob's Ladder (Wrote a paper on this. Really brilliant...not too scary though.)
20. The Ring (oh NO way. The only thing more wrong then scary ghost children is scary ghost old people.)
19. Hellraiser (dig the symmetry of all those nails, I'd hire that carpenter)
18. The Haunting (again, the original, not lame ass remake...though Owen is tasty, smushed face and all)
17. A Nightmare on Elm Street (one...two...sumthin sumthin irritating that sticks in your head)
16. The Omen (you have to appreciate a director who doesn't cut away when someone is being decapitated, and on top of that gives it a little flippy flourish)

15. Freaks (gooble gobble)
14. Halloween (aGGHHH, turn around turn around! And don't ever ever have sex!!!)
13. Scream
12. Misery
11. Audition
10. Wait Until Dark
9. Night of the Living Dead
8. Carrie ("hey, I paid good money for these dirty bags!" )
7. Silence of the Lambs (just what are Fava beans?)
6. Shining (TOP Scary movie AND book in my opinion.)
5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (saw it at a slumber party on my 13th bday. And we LIVED in Texas. Messed us up but good, we couldn't even do "light as a feather" that night.)
4. Psycho
3. Exorcist (this movie doesn't scare me...but I think it helps if you've had a very sturdy religious upbringing.)
2. Alien (saw this at a drive in with my parents. Sitting in the back seat of the car, slightly dozing off, when my brother got out to use the bathroom. When he slammed the door shut, the little window - the type that only opens a crack - fell out of the window frame and into my lap. I came up shrieking...)
1. Jaws (NOT #1...but not bad :) I was a stupid little kid, so my brother could freak me out at the LAKE by screaming 'SHAAARK!')

2 Comments:

At 2:05 PM, Blogger Dixie said...

Lots of these I wouldn't call horror movies. At best I'd call them thrillers or maybe sci-fi thrillers and what's with listing The Wizard of Oz?

I'm surprised that you've not seen some classics like Rosemary's Baby. Dude, you have to see that if for nothing else than to be able to quote Ruth Gordon's character at appropriate moments.

I need to see The Ring. I have it on DVD but I need to watch it on a sunny day.

Rent Shaun of the Dead. Hilarious zombie movie.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Kathy said...

Absolutely see Shaun of the Dead -- it's a great movie! And Near Dark -- this is one of my favorite vampire flicks.

 

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