I have something very important to say.

Are you listening? You'd better, because what I have to tell you may be the most useful piece of advice you will ever get.

Ready?

IF you decide one day to sit yourself down and paint your toenails in the nude...

and IF you get up for just a second to grab something from another room...

Do NOT...

I repeat...

Do NOT...

leave your cuticle orange stick on the seat of your chair.


'Nuff said.